The 50 Best Songs for the Trump Jukebox!

A few weeks back I talked about the Donald J. Trump Jukebox, which was taking the internet by storm. Okay, maybe not by storm, but it was definitely talked about in a YouTube video – which, come to think of it, was my video.

At the time I made that video there were 20 of the jukeboxes left, and now we’re down to 9! So, they’ve apparently sold a few of these in the last month … or, at least changed the number so it LOOKS like they’ve sold a few.

Now, I haven’t received mine yet, mostly because I haven’t paid for it, so they didn’t ship one to me. But in that original video I talked about some of the songs I might add to it when I did get it. And there were a number of great suggestions for other songs I didn’t think of.

So, largely based on those suggestions, here’s a list of the 50 best songs that I’m going to add to my Donald J. Trump Jukebox, as soon as I get it. Or pay for it, whichever comes first.

And by the way, there were a few suggestions that didn’t quite make the cut. Songs such as “Illegal Alien” by Genesis where I was just a bit uncomfortable with the lyrics and video.

Antichrist Supertar by Marilyn Manson might have been added, but the song is simply too metal, and also Marilyn Manson is not exactly a good person from what I can tell.

The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden was a good suggestion, but again way too metal. The same with a couple of songs by Megadeath and Rob Zombie.

Two songs that didn’t make the cut were God Bless the USA, mostly because I’m just sick of hearing that song after it being played at all the Trump rallies over the past couple of years.

And, YMCA is not included here, either. First because I never was a fan of the song, and second because I substituted another song that just might be more appropriate, and THAT song will be the very first one you hear!

So, here we go with the 50 songs I’m going to add to my new jukebox, thanks to your help … and they’re all dedicated to Donald J. Trump.

50. Dancing Queen – ABBA

49. Anarchy In the U.K. – Sex Pistols

48. Land of Confusion – Genesis

47. Fame – David Bowie

46. Friend of the Devil – Grateful Dead

45. Welcome to the Machine – Pink Floyd

44. Sounds of Silence – Disturbed

43. A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Bob Dylan

42. Devil in Disguise – Elvis

41. Riders on the Storm – Doors

40. I’m the Greatest – Ringo Starr

39. Going Out of My Head – Little Anthony

38. Tainted Love – Soft Cell

37. Run Like Hell – Pink Floyd

36. Running with the Devil – Van Halen

35. Golden Years – David Bowie

34. Lake of Fire – Nirvanna

33. Long Black Train – Josh Turner

32. Devil Inside – INXS

31. Tears of a Clown – Smokey Robinson

30. Play with Fire – Rolling Stones

29. I Put a Spell on You – Screamin’ Jay Hawkins

28. The Devil – Stephen Wilson Jr.

27. Red Right Hand – Nick Cave

26. Blowing in the Wind – Bob Dylan

25. I, Me, Mine – Beatles

24. Cold Hearted – Paula Abdul

23. Light My Fire – Doors

22. Liar – Rollins Band

21. Devil Went Down to Georgia – Charlie Daniels Band

20. The Road to Hell – Chris Rea

19. Back in the USSR – Beatles

18. Ring of Fire – Johnny Cash

17. Tubular Bells – Mike Oldfield

16. Liar – Jelly Roll

15. The Court of the Crimson King – King Crimson

14. The End – The Doors

13. Oh, Canada!

12. Gotta Serve Somebody – Bob Dylan

11. Immigrant Song – Led Zepplin

10. Goldfinger – Shirley Bassey

9. Highway to Hell – AC/DC

8. Money – Pink Floyd

7. Sympathy for the Devil – Rolling Stones

6. You’re So Vain – Carly Simon

5. The Snake – Al Wilson

4. God’s Gonna Cut You Down – Johnny Cash

3. Cult of Personality – Living Color

2. Eve of Destruction – Barry MacGuire

1. End of the world as we know it – R.E.M.