The Donald Trump Shopping Network

You know, the world can be a rather depressing place at times. There’s just so much anger and division going on, and even on good days it seems as if we’re inundated with people who love silly gossip and childish insults.

But it’s important that we remember the value of laughter, and how sometimes just smiling at all the craziness going on can be the healthiest thing for us to do. Fortunately for us, a few days back our nations foremost comedian gave us yet another reason to laugh.

As you’ve probably heard, Donald Trump announced that he is selling watches … or, more accurately, he announced that he has licensed his name to someone who is selling watches.

Now, you may have read that one of these Trump watches will cost you a whopping $100,000, but that’s not exactly true. In fact, you can buy one for as little as $499, and if you didn’t know that, you’re welcome!

The $100,000 watch is called the Trump Victory Tourbillon, but only 147 of them are available, so you had better act fast. That particular watch comes in three colors and includes 122 diamonds.

But for those of us who don’t have an extra 100 grand lying around, there’s also a silver gold tone and red silver tone “Fight Fight Fight” watch each selling for $499. And there are 1,000 Onyx Gold Tone watches selling for $799.

Here is a short video that the former president posted on Truth Social to hawk his watches, and pay attention to how truly enthused he is to sell them.

Whichever watch you choose, they will make a great Christmas gift, as Trump himself pointed out on Truth Social. Believe me, nothing will make that special someone in your life happier than a brand new Trump watch.

The amazing part of all of this is not that Donald Trump is, more than anything else, a huckster – but that he has very likely had his name attached to a wider variety of products over the years than anyone else ever has.

Take a look at some of the things he has lent his name to over the years, and it’s truly mind boggling. We have had him marketing the following:

Bibles

Coins

NFT’s

Trump sneakers

Trump vodka

Trump wine

Trump water

Trump steaks

Trump perfume

Trump deodorant

Serta mattresses

McDonald’s

Pizza Hut

Diet Pepsi

Oreo Cookies

Toshiba computers

A CompUSA website

A Trump board game

A menswear collection for Macy’s

Trump-branded pillows through Downlite

A coffee named “Select by Trump”

Lighting fixtures called the “Donald Trump Regency Collection”

Donald J. Trump eyeglasses

The Apprentice TV show

The Trump University scam

Trump helicopters

Trump books

Trump hats

Trump shirts

Trump leggings

Trump magazine

Trump airplanes

and Trump hotels

To all of those things we can now add the Trump watches, but the list is so extensive that I’m not even sure if I got them all.

It’s now at the point that there could be a Donald Trump Shopping Network, that does nothing but runs advertisements for all the products he has been attached to over the years. He would make Billy Mays look like the junior varsity of salesmen.

In fact, there are simply so many different items that Trump has either directly sold, or licensed his name to, that he has truly come in his own name – which, as some of you know, is straight out of Bible prophecy.

However, remember at the beginning of the video I mentioned the value of laughter? Well, with that in mind, here is the one thing that Donald Trump has yet to sell, or license his name to … and yet it’s actually the perfect product for him to do so. ♦